God's Other Ways

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RELIGIOUS ONE LINERS

Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.

People are funny—they want the front of the bus, middle of the road, and back of the church.

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever.

Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

If a church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until he is dead; so, why should you!

Some minds are like concrete -- thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

Peace starts with a smile.

I don't know why some people change churches. What difference does it make which one you stay home from?

A lot of church members singing “Standing on the Promises” are just sitting on the premises.

Be ye fishers of men…You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em.

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Don't put a question mark where God puts a period. 

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

God doesn't call the qualified; He qualifies the called.

God grades on the cross, not the curve.

God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!”

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

He who angers you controls you!

If God is your co-pilot, swap seats!

Prayer: Don't give God instructions; just report for duty!

The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

We don't change the Message…the Message changes us.

You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.

The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take; but by the moments that take our breath away.

-Authors Unknown

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And we know that for those who love God all things work together for good, for those who are called according to His purpose. Romans 8:28 ESV

I can do all things through Him who strengthens me.  Philippians 4:13 ESV

Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and do not lean on your own understanding. In all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will make straight your paths. Proverbs 3:5-6 ESV

Do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewal of your mind, that by testing you may discern what is the will of God, what is good and acceptable and perfect. Romans 12:2 ESV


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